About Me

Man, that is a great stock photo. 


The instructions for setting up the website tell me that my 'About Me' section should "grab interest,"  "generate excitement," and "close the deal." Seems like a tall order for one section, but I'm not the expert here.


I'm a writer who lives in the Midwestern U.S.  Semicolons, dashes, and commas (Oxford and otherwise) are life. Deadlines inspire me. Fuck vacuuming stairs. Orange Starburst or bust. No capes. 


Bears.

Beets.

Battlestar Galactica.