About Me

The instructions for setting up the website tell me that my 'About Me' section should "grab interest,"  "generate excitement," and "close the deal." Seems like a tall order for one section, but I'm not the expert here.

I'm a writer who lives in the Midwestern U.S.  Semicolons, dashes, and commas (Oxford and otherwise) are life. Deadlines inspire me. Fuck vacuuming stairs. Orange Starburst or bust. No capes. 



Battlestar Galactica.