Man, that is a great stock photo.
The instructions for setting up the website tell me that my 'About Me' section should "grab interest," "generate excitement," and "close the deal." Seems like a tall order for one section, but I'm not the expert here.
I'm a writer who lives in the Midwestern U.S. Semicolons, dashes, and commas (Oxford and otherwise) are life. Deadlines inspire me. Fuck vacuuming stairs. Orange Starburst or bust. No capes.